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6) thank you to whomever posted the bertandgerard pic, because i do indeed consider bert part of gee's Tags: bert mccracken, eliza cuts, gerary way, lyn-z. Someday I will stop talking about Bert McCracken. Today is not that day. Come on, he's a filthy drunken screaming hobo. How could I resist?. The Used frontman Bert McCracken and My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way have remained tight-lipped about what ended their friendship in , but could.
I have such a thing for women who are pretty without trying, and in their little scene she's so casual and doesn't look like she's wearing a lot if any make-up and she plays along with their retarded movie and I therefore love her. Here she is bringing a cake out onstage for his birthday, and Bert calls her the love of his life. Now just get him to shave that mustache, Alison, and I am your best friend.
Speaking of women who inspire their men to make better grooming decisions, let's talk about Eliza. Eliza was engaged to Gerard earlier this year. After a brief period of adjusting their paradigm so they could comprehend a world in which Gerard is heterosexual, fandom rejoiced.
Gerard Vs McCracken in Kerrang!: chemicalromance
Apparently some people hated Eliza, which is stupid, because look at her. How can you hate someone who cuddles Mikey's cat while both she and the cat are wearing dorky little hoodies? I don't care if she then proceeded to eat Mikey's cat, she is adorable, and I love her.
Again, we have someone who's pretty without trying, which is code for "not being a big old skank".The Real Story About Gerard and Bert
Where other bands bleated about their breakups, My Chemical Romance snarled. Gerard, his kid brother Mikey, along with guitarists Ray Toro and Frank Iero, refused to wallow in self-serving grief. They were misfits and dungeon masters, drama nerds and otakus. Most of all, they were performers, using light humor and heavy makeup to celebrate the majesty and ridiculousness of first feelings: Plenty of bands had angst. My Chemical Romance had style.
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But My Chemical Romance was the first group I covered that actually used that mythology for themselves. From album to album and show to show, MCR reinvented themselves across a multiverse of possibilities: They were soul-reaving vampires exacting revengethe ghosts of a marching band returned to serenade you homea gang of outlaw futurists using lasers and jazz hands to free the world from monochrome mediocrity.
They had artistic ambition in a rock era that actively discouraged it, and they pursued it passionately without even a dash of irony. In that, they were just part of a great tradition of hardworking, self-made dreamers to emerge from the swamps of New Jersey, a wallet chain that stretches from Springsteen to Snooki. Bert was suddenly changing his lyrics to "fuck my chemical romance" or to insane laughter. Gerards calling Bert "childish" and "Immature". Bert and Gerard got together shortly before the Taste of Chaos tour probobly near the end of their previous tour they had done together.
Gerard wanted it secret while Bert wanted the world to know, so they decided to make call it a "staged relationship" for publicity. While Bert wanted a real relationship with gerard, Gee tried to stay away from that Seeing as how they wern't getting good feedback for it at the time For Gerard's fans at least, the Used fans found it adorable, so MCR got a bunch of used fans, making them famous.
Gerard Vs McCracken in Kerrang!
Bert got sick of Gerards stories. Gerard was lost and confused and at the end of tour he broke it off with Bert. He decided to get sober in hopes of clearing his mind. Doing so he strides away from Bert, completely leaving him in the dust. Bert was broken hearted, but being Bert, he reacted by angry bashing, and telling press that he was simply "bored" with new Gerard. His passion was uninterrupted however.