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We're doing wind sprints. And the first ten to puke are off the team. They fell in love over the summer at They were counselors, in charge of teaching all those tech-savvy Asian kids about the arts.
So, what did Tina say when she broke up with you? You ignored me for weeks this summer! I was playing a marathon round of Halo, woman! And then when we did get together, all you wanted to do was watch Coming Home over and over. Mike tries to be into what I'm into.
I'm Finn Hudson and I'd like to audition for the Cheerios. Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs. Actually, I really want to touch her boobs. I didn't send her to an active crack house. Besides, how did you guys find out anyways? The Asian community is very tight. The two of you are making a very serious mistake today, the likes of which have not been seen since the Mexican Indians sold Manhattan to George Washington for an upskirt photo of Betsy Ross.
Why didn't you show at the audition? But after what Coach Beiste did to you Do you know what everyone says about you Glee Guys? Oh, yea, you get used to all that.
Crap, I forgot I was taking that. Is that a men's sweater? Fashion has no gender Will: All right, who can tell me who Christopher Cross is? I don't want to do Britney. Why no Britney, Brittany? Because my name is also Britney Spears. What the hell is she talking about? My middle name is Susan. My last name is Pierce, which makes me Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears.
Can I just say you are the hottest dentist I've ever seen? I get that all the time. You can drill me any time.
I think I might be better at brushing and flossing if I could see myself in the mirror. There you go, blue tooth. I don't brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr Pepper was a dentist. This looks like the alien spaceship where I was probed.
Brittany, you have the worst teeth I've ever seen. You have cavities in every single tooth. It's got to be some sort of record. Please don't pull out all my teeth. When I smile, I'll look like an adult baby but with boobs. Can I have a blue toothbrush? I'll give you a hundred toothbrushes.
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Are you a cat? Look, my dad's a doctor, which means I have a killer health plan. Now get up in my grill, 'cause Brits and I wants to get our anesthesia on.Glee - Kitty and Artie Dating - Love Love Love
And your breath smells really nice. And you know why? Because this is a fantasy. I'm more talented than all of you. I see that clearly now. I'll give you anything. I'll give you my house! I'll kill my parents and I'll give you my house! Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. Kurt, I'm done talking about this! Loose a little, would you? Kurt, I'll see you in the principal's office. I'm going to be quarterback again and I'm going to throw a touchdown in our first game.
Then I'm going to point to you in the stands so that everyone in this school knows that you're my girlfriend. I love Britney Spears! I wanna be that hat!
Schue, let me be your Britney! Schue I want you! Don't stop doing that! It turns out to be a guy] Uh-oh. It's a Britney Spears sex riot! You know what William? That's what one Hubert Humphrey said back in at the start of the Democratic National Convention. But then hippies put acid in everyone's bourbon.
Daley became so incensed with sexual rage that he punched his own wife in the face. And spent the next hour screaming "Sex Party! I'm gonna sue the pants off of you, Will. I'm going to take your house, your car, your extensive collection of vests — I mean, seriously, you wear more vests than the cast of Blossom. You're such a great teacher, Will. No, probably the best in the whole school. So why would you want to be someone else when the someone you already are is so amazing?
Because the boring someone I already am, wasn't good enough for you. I said what you wanted me to say. And he shot me down. Congratulations, he must really love you. I'd like to dedicate this song to my boyfriend, Finn. I was wrong, I shouldn't try to control you. I've just, I've never been this happy before.
And I realize that I was trying to hold on to how you were making me feel so much that I was strangling you in my hands like a little bird. I get now that in order for this relationship to work, I have to open up my hands and let you fly free. Wait, I thought I was the only one getting the solos from now on. I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy.
I sang and dance better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman that I am. You need me to stay with you or anything? No, I've been drinking herbal tea and taking anti-anxiety pills and reading the unabridged biography of Britney Spears. I look forward to the day when paparazzi provokes me and I attack them. How do you feel about me not being on the football team anymore?
I'm actually kind of happy about it.
Now I don't have to fantasize about what song I'd sing at your bedside if you were in a coma. I was super hungry but my mom was gone so I busted out the George Foreman.
It wasn't making cool grill marks like it used to after I tried to use it to dry my shoes, but when it comes to grilled cheese, I'm not that fancy.
When I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God. I have made a Grilled Cheesus. I sort of worship Eric Clapton and Ochocinco.
Dear Grilled Cheesus, first of all, you're super delicious. Please, Grilled Cheesus, please let us win our first football game.
I mean, you did kind of screw him in the leg department. And in return, Cheesy Lord, I'll make sure we honor you this week in Glee club. Suzanne Somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide. Oh my God, he's coming out. Why, yes, there is a man who's sort of recently come into my life, and that man is Jesus Christ.
Sorry, uh, but if I wanted to sing about Jesus I'd go to church. And the reason I don't go to church is because most churches don't think very much of gay people. I don't see what's wrong with getting a little church in here.
I've had a really hard year, and I've turned to God a lot for help. I, for one, wouldn't mind saying thanks. That it didn't come out a lizard-baby? Whenever I pray, I fall asleep. You got a problem with Jesus? Oh, I got no problem with the guy. I'm a total Jew for Jesus. He's my number one Heb. What I don't like seeing is people using J-Money to cramp everyone else's style 'cause it seems to me that true spirituality or whatever you want to call it is about enjoying the life that you've been given.
I mean, I see God every time I make out with a new chick. Carole and Finn are coming over. Those Friday night dinners are ritual in our family - one your mom started. Friday nights are kind of important to me. In his Britney Spears fantasy however, this is not the case. In the fantasy, Tina apologizes and begs for another chance, which Artie rejects.
At the end of the song, Tina is seen looking lonely and sad on the bleachers marked "Loser. Artie however rejects, saying he has a duet partner, and they are in love. He then stares at Brittanywhich upsets and confuses Tina. This appears to be a lie on Artie's part, as later in Brittany's room, he says he's not over Tina.
But in a most would say successful way to get over Tina, he loses his virginity with Brittany. He then regrets it however. And after Tina and Mike's duet, Tina stares at Artie, almost like she wants to say, "I can successfully do a duet, even if it's not with you.
They laugh together and Tina then asks Blaine out a second time, this time as "best friends," solidifying their friendship, though Tina still harbors feelings for Blaine. Italic text At the dance, Blaine compliments Tina on her dancing decorations and admits that he's glad he came with her. Blaine then joins the guys in singing No Scrubs while Tina watches in appreciation.
They share several dances with each other and compliment each other - with Blaine saying that he loves Tina's new attitude and Tina admitting that she loves his everything and that he's perfect.
Just as they appear to be about to kiss, Sam runs in and takes Blaine away to investigate a cheating scandal with The Warblersleaving Tina to feel rejected and hurt once again. Later, Tina is getting herself punch when Blaine walks up behind her explains his absence, which Tina dreamily asks if there is nothing he can't do. Blaine replies that he can't possibly leave without one slow dance with her and the two dance to Ryder 's I Only Have Eyes for You.
During the next "Too Young To Be Bitter" club, the girls praise Tina for her Sadie Hawkins idea and Tina admits that she has found the love of her life and then disbands the club as there is no longer a reason for the girls to be bitter. Sadie Hawkins Throughout the episode, Tina's crush for Blaine continued to grow. Since the club needed funding for Regionals now that The Warblers were disqualified she comes up with the idea to create a Men of McKinley calendar.
She even noted that Blaine should be December, because he would make a sexy Santa. Although this would benefit the group, she was obviously creating reasons to see Blaine almost naked. She also goes up to his locker asking that she would accompany her to the mall to pick up clothes, and defends his body and "perky and delicious behind that looks like it got baked to perfection by some master chef," which an uncomfortable Blaine awkwardly thanks her, when Sam starts accusing him of jealousy.
During the photoshoot in the boys locker room, she suggested that the men double up in photos since Artie didn't want to participate, and singled out Blaine to jump into the photo with Sam. Later in the halls, Blaine starts developing a cold and Tina is immediately there with remedies and soup since she noticed this early when she mentions that his nose was red.
She also tells him that he is always able to inspire her after he talks about his view of males being divas. Back in the halls, Tina has a sudden epiphany about how she is pursuing a romantic relationship with a gay guy. However she shakes it off and continues her pursuit. At Blaine's locker, she tells him that she is having trouble finding a song since there isn't much inspiration out there for her.
Blaine tells her that she isn't giving enough credit to herself and that after school they will go to his house where they will find the perfect song for her. In Blaine's bedroom, Tina is sitting on his bed when he walks in. She starts asking him about his sexual activity, and whether he has ever been in a relationship with a women. Blaine tells her that he is a gold star gay, and that he hasn't except for that kiss with Rachel.
Blaine then starts telling Tina the way he feels about women, and even though he loves them, it's not in the same way. He then changes topics back to her song, and she opens the playlist that he thought of for her.
She is genuinely happy seeing some of the names, but Blaine then starts to drift off from the medicine and starts to lie on his bed. During this Tina tells him that being a diva means you have to be honest. She admits that she is falling in love with him, and that she doesn't even care if they have a sex-less relationship, it would be worth it. When she asks for his thoughts, he falls asleep. Tina then looks and slowly starts to unbutton his shirt.
She then climbs on top of him and starts rubbing the vapour rub on his chest. While doing so, she begins to cry and lies on his chest. At Tina's locker, she tosses her photo of her and Blaine that was posted on her wall. She then stomps up to Blaine and starts getting up in his face. When he starts to feel better, she immediately takes the credit. Throughout her tantrum, Blaine doesn't understand why or what caused her sudden outburst.
She tells him that she gives her all her heart, and that it's sad that he doesn't see the support she gives him and that he should go find someone else.
The scene changes to Tina and her entourage performing Hung Upin an angry rage. At first, Blaine seems shocked, then starts jamming out to her performance, but is then confused again when she leaves. In the choir room, Tina wins the dinner for two prize and Blaine starts clapping at the news.