The Year-Old Virgin () Romany Malco as Jay. Jill: [holds up Jay's card] Is this yours? Did you Jay: My girlfriend Jill found *your* speed dating card. A page for describing YMMV: Year-Old Virgin. When Jay's girlfriend tells Andy off for making objectifying comments about women on his speed dating card. The Year-Old Virgin () Quotes on IMDb: Memorable quotes and exchanges from movies, TV series and more Access in-development titles not available on IMDb. Get the latest news Andy Stitzer: I'm Jay: My girlfriend Jill found *your* speed dating card. Haziz: [heading inside] This is not professional!.